I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
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you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
Freshmen about to be in the hallways like